snatchedweaves:

walking downstairs in the middle of the night after bloggingimage

Mom: “Why are you awake?

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michaxl:

strawberryghostie:

michaxl:

why is everyone in aladdin hot

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my original statement stands

(Source: michaxl)

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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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basedgosh:

dont ask me to smile in pictures because i will look like this 100% of the time
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(Source: basedgosh)

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geeses:

I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will I do then

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ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

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guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

(Source: guy)

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chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

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jadelust:

when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
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(Source: jadelust)

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sorry:

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible

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