fake-mermaid:

i just saw this guy at the bus stop take out his earphones from his pocket and they were all tangled and he sighed deeply and i really feel him on an emotional level

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skreamingninja:

neutralmilknotel:

i’m not even confused about my sexuality i just don’t really give a shit

(Source: lucyliubot)

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straight white boy problems

amerlcanapparel:

thedorkiestviking:

amerlcanapparel:

when ur at the gym getting PUMPED AS FUK & ur phone dies so u can’t listen to eminem’s “lose yourself”

actual straight white boy problems: when people reduce a group of people to a label for biased assholes to make abusive jokes out of

dam bro… chill…. drink a protein shake….

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hensexy:


mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

shes got a strong ass jaw holding that book up

hensexy:

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

shes got a strong ass jaw holding that book up

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flaw-in-the-plan:

lunatoneitdown:

the face on the hot sauce is the guy who plays spongebob

literally every human character on spongebob was played by the guy who voiced spongebob

(Source: bryko)

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thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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vaporwave-official:

avant-sad:

vaporwave-official:

tumblr is like this:

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we should be like this:

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why would a cool jock like me want to get along with nerds?

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art-of-whore:

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

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