retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

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kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle)

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elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

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harmaleizer:

Im just going to leave this here…

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askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

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sil-a:

hazy-daisy7:

viewitupsidedown:

ifoundoutatzeropoint:

miss-freeman:

somuchawkwerd:

mimibon:

nge:

mimibon:

tree-whispering:

beep beep

What is that!

mim its a lighting bug or whatever they light up

WHAAAAAAT THATS SO COOL HOW DOES HE  DO THAT! ITS JUST A BUG BUT IT LIGHTS UP

lol it had never even occurred to my that there were parts of this planet where lightning bugs are not indigenous

I AM SO JEALOUS I WANT TINY LITTLE BUG LANTERNS 

lol these comments, they’re really fun to look when camping :)

Omg I didn’t know some people had never heard of lightning bugs! So cute!

we call them fireflies in Florida!

What who doesn’t have lighting bugs !!!!!?????

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coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

(Source: slimeeeman)

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guopei:

today i was talking to some boys about how gender roles influence their minute-to-minute behaviours and they were all “not necessarily i mean not all-” and i said “one example is interrupting women when they talk and dismissing their ideas” and silence

(Source: tsav)

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aseaofquotes:

Julian Barnes, The Sense of an Ending

aseaofquotes:

Julian Barnes, The Sense of an Ending

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braiker:

bethrevis:

US Constitution, First Amendment: The right to assemble, to have free speech, to have freedom of the press.

Ferguson Police: Kicks out media and limits protestors to a “First Amendment Area”image

funny, i thought the WHOLE COUNTRY was a first amendment area. silly me. 

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